February 2010
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January 2010
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Crit's 5 word review of the first hour of LOST...
Holy shit, what the fuck?
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In entertainment law class, while discussing what...
Professor: Give us an example of something that you would consider to be obscene.
Student: A guy walking down the street naked.
Professor: Okay class, do you agree and consider that obscene?
Class: *most hands go up*
Professor: Alright. So what about if it was a woman walking down the street naked?
Class: *only a few hands go up*
Professor: I see how it is. If it's a naked guy, your hands shoot right up because that's obscene, but if it's a woman, you're sitting there thinking 'well...is she fat?'
Can you believe Avatar passed Titanic as the highest grossing film of all time?...
– President Barack Obama, State of the Union Address
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mattlovescomics asked: What time are you coming over tomorrow!
Anonymous asked: What's up with this secret LOST project you're working on? Don't wait til Monday, tell us now!t
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Over the past week, ratings for our “Tonight Show” are up by 50 percent. When...
– Conan O’Brien
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It's 2010. This "internet" thing is not new.
I can’t believe some of the things I hear. If you’re telling someone how to navigate their browser to a website, it’s very simple. I think these things should be common sense by now.
Let’s use my Twitter for our example. All you need to say is Twitter dot com slash souledout. That’s all! Let’s go over the mistakes that people are still making.
http colon slash...
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The Masturbating Bear is dead. →
As a deal nears for Conan O’Brien’s exit from NBC, one thing is certain: the characters and recurring comedy bits O’Brien originated during his 16-plus years on “Late Night” and “The Tonight Show” will not follow the host when he leaves NBC. The Peacock owns the intellectual property behind such popular O’Brien characters as Pimpbot 5000 and Conando,...
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http://fuckyeahcrit.com/ask →
Hello friends. I had an idea, and now I need your assistance.
I’m basically stealing this idea from ScottFriday. Click the link above and say something about me. It can be good, bad, funny, whatever. I’ll pick a few that I think are awesome and post them on the sidebar of my blog. Alright, go!
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The New York Times says Kesha is "changing the...
Well then, rap is fucked.
That’s not to say that the writer of that article (Jon Caramanica) or the Times is an ultra-credible source for music news and opinion, but let’s be real. Is he talking about the same girl singing about waking up feeling like P. Diddy and brushing her teeth with Jack? Sure, it’s a catchy tune, but that’s all.
Lady Gaga she ain’t. Gaga is...
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'Lost' Petition for Disney Attraction →
Spoiler alert: “Lost” may find a happy ending after all, at Disneyland..
That is, if some hardcore fans of both the happiest place on earth and the weirdest show on TV have anything to say about it. A petition for a “Lost” island attraction to replace Tom Sawyer Island has gone viral on the Web. It is making the rounds among those feeling a sense of, well, loss, at the...
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