Spent this morning watching blink-182’s “After Midnight” video and thinking that I want to start a band and rent an airplane hangar and shoot a music video like this and I don’t know how to play guitar (except on Rock Band) but I’d play guitar and I’d wear a bomber jacket and would not wear shoes and I’d make sure the song I wrote (our first single) had a lot of half-note stops where we’d simultaneously jump and yell “GO!” because that’s something that is severely lacking in music these days and Drive-Thru Records would recognize that and want to sign us immediately and Richard Reines would make one of us walk on his back so we’d make the drummer do it because he’ll probably explode and need to be replaced anyway and then some D-list celebrity would be really into us and it would probably be Carson Daly and he’d have us on his show and we’d all wear fedoras and he would think we were so cool that he’d call MTV and bring TRL back and we’d get semi-famous even though we still only had one song written and we’d end up doing a duet in Times Square with Demi Lovato for MTV’s New Years Eve show and let’s be honest there’s nowhere to go but down from there so we’d retire forever.

Spent this morning watching blink-182’s “After Midnight” video and thinking that I want to start a band and rent an airplane hangar and shoot a music video like this and I don’t know how to play guitar (except on Rock Band) but I’d play guitar and I’d wear a bomber jacket and would not wear shoes and I’d make sure the song I wrote (our first single) had a lot of half-note stops where we’d simultaneously jump and yell “GO!” because that’s something that is severely lacking in music these days and Drive-Thru Records would recognize that and want to sign us immediately and Richard Reines would make one of us walk on his back so we’d make the drummer do it because he’ll probably explode and need to be replaced anyway and then some D-list celebrity would be really into us and it would probably be Carson Daly and he’d have us on his show and we’d all wear fedoras and he would think we were so cool that he’d call MTV and bring TRL back and we’d get semi-famous even though we still only had one song written and we’d end up doing a duet in Times Square with Demi Lovato for MTV’s New Years Eve show and let’s be honest there’s nowhere to go but down from there so we’d retire forever.

Dec

29

2011

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